The start of June means the end of the year to many schools around the world. As I bid a fond farewell to my fifth graders, I thought it would be fun to take a look at some graduation advice and items based on my favorite movies. That would be Star Wars, for those not paying attention. Dear Graduates,
This exciting time in your life will be filled with advice. Just because Yoda says something, though, doesn’t mean it’s the best thing to do. Take a moment to think about some of his sayings, and you’ll find they may sound like profound bits of wisdom until you ponder them a bit more deeply. One of my favorite snarky Star Wars sites – Death Star PR – can start you off with their own “9 wisest teachings of Yoda that were absolutely terrible advice”.
Instead of following Yoda’s questionable wisdom, you should clearly take heed of Han’s advice, “Never tell me the odds”. Wait. That could be really crummy advice, too. How about “think about the odds but then find a way to go defy them?” Yes, that’s much better. Sorry, Han.
Are you disappointed that you didn’t get any awards or standing ovations on your big day? Chewbacca felt the same way at the end of A New Hope. He got his medal, and you should hold out hope that you will find the recognition you deserve, too. Of course, he did help save the galaxy from certain destruction. What have you done lately?
Once you’ve raked in all the wonderful presents from Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru , you’ll need to take the time to write up some thank you notes. Don’t complain. With great presents comes great responsibility. Umm… wrong franchise. No need to worry, a Jedi’s thanks flows from the force. These note cards from Etsy will let you express that gratitude with the flair of a more civilized age.
Finally, graduates, you may feel like you’ve come to the end of a long and difficult training. You are filled with knowledge (or is it the Force?) and ready to face the world. That heavy weight you feel lifting? That’s just Yoda, and he’s pretty small for a Jedi. Go forth into the world and fight the good fight. Have fun storming the Death Star.
Until next week, my fine friends. May the Force be with you!
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